The Kingdom of The Cyan Circle is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Creek Cyan with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.185 billion Cyanites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyan Castle. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyan economy, worth 208 trillion CSZ Shmeckles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,283 CSZ Shmeckles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cyan Circle's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Cyan Circle is ranked 224,472^nd in the world and 5,498^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.